Recipe for Canadian Francis Bacon

This is an old recipe originating with Juliet Childs (is that her name?) first presented at the Breadloaf Writers' Conference when the famous chef was a scholar and passed down from generation to generation of writers and the curious.

Tools

1. 1 Budson burner
2. 1 skillet
3. 1 palmreacher for tossing

The Scoop

Let leap 6 slices of Canadian Francis Bacon into clean skillet; add 2 couplets of butter (preferrably rhymed); intellectualize in a dash of Derrida; let simmer until crispy. After cooling, dip slices in antique Pepper Martin baseball helmet filled with powdered sugar and snow.

Amendments

* Serves best under purple neon lights, monk chantings in surround-sound, and with lemon.

* Serves Brian Evenson and 3 Rhode Island snowmonkeys.